tripletorch9048:

gw2afterparty:

tripletorch9048:

“You go to the Great Lodge seeking solace from the seemingly endless battles with the Molten Alliance. As you enter, you see that you’re not alone. A group of war-torn strangers look up at you and smile,beckoning you over to join them…”

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North America

Role play party! I plan to make these regular occurrences, (assuming people show up) so if you miss this one there will definitely be another one. 

For anyone on the North American servers here’s a world clock to see what time the party starts for you. 

I hope to see everyone there!

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European

Mostly did guesswork for European. Your party will be the same date and location just at a different time than North America. Your clock timer is here.

(If someone is willing to actually sit down and help me plan for EU I would really appreciate that. This means like exchanging emails or talking on GW2 or sending asks.)

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Please Re-blog even if you don’t RP <:

Just a friendly reminder for this coming weekend ;)

I’ll be playing Hero Windcaster, feel free to say hi, grab a butt, and a pint. :D

fdgdfd i’m gonna show up tonight hopefully

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uberditz:

Recipe: 

  • 2 cups of golden syrup 
  • 1 cup of warm water
  • 10 teaspoons of very red food coloring
  • 10 tablespoons of corn flour 
  • 1 tablespoon of blue food coloring
  • 1 tablespoon of yellow food coloring
  • little bit of peppermint flavoring 

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You are now ready to throw Sherlock off a roof.

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED

THAT FUCKING VIDEO. I FEEL VERY UNCOMFORTABLE NOW. AND HIS FUCKING WHISTLING.

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ssleepover:

the music gets me every fucking time omg

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connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple: amusealittlemuse: leonsballs:   pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.  REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs. So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure! Thats fucking adorable as hell Well then, I love cheetahs. 
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connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple:

amusealittlemuse:

leonsballs:

 

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

Thats fucking adorable as hell

Well then, I love cheetahs. 

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bigwes: Yandere CupcakeIngredients1 Can white frosting1 Box Red Velvet Cake MixSugar Glass:2 cups water1 cup light corn syrup3 1/2 cups white sugar1/4 teaspoon cream of tartarEdible Blood:1/2 cup light corn syrup1 tablespoon cornstarch1/4 cup water, or more as needed15 drops red food coloring3 drops blue food coloringDirectionsPrepare Red Velvet Cake Mix According to box, line cupcake tins with paper cupcake liners.Divide cake batter between lined cupcake tins.Bake according to box instructions. Let cool and frost cupcakes with white frosting.Make the sugar glass. Mix 2 cups water, 1 cup corn syrup, white sugar, and cream of tartar in a large saucepan; bring to a boil. Use a candy thermometer and boil sugar syrup until temperature reaches 300 degrees (hard ball), stirring constantly. The mixture will thicken as water evaporates. When sugar reaches 300 degrees, quickly pour onto a metal baking pan. Cool until completely hardened. Break into “shards” using a meat mallet.Make the edible blood. Mix together 1/2 cup corn syrup and cornstarch in a large bowl. Slowly stir in the 1/4 cup of water, adding more if necessary, until the corn syrup mixture has thickened to the consistency of blood. Stir in the red and blue food coloring.Stab each frosted cupcake with a few shards of broken sugar glass. Drizzle on drops of “blood” to complete the effect.Source: Tamra Hermosillo
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bigwes:

Yandere Cupcake

Ingredients
1 Can white frosting
1 Box Red Velvet Cake Mix


Sugar Glass:
2 cups water
1 cup light corn syrup
3 1/2 cups white sugar
1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar


Edible Blood:
1/2 cup light corn syrup
1 tablespoon cornstarch
1/4 cup water, or more as needed
15 drops red food coloring
3 drops blue food coloring



Directions
Prepare Red Velvet Cake Mix According to box, line cupcake tins with paper cupcake liners.

Divide cake batter between lined cupcake tins.

Bake according to box instructions. Let cool and frost cupcakes with white frosting.

Make the sugar glass. Mix 2 cups water, 1 cup corn syrup, white sugar, and cream of tartar in a large saucepan; bring to a boil. Use a candy thermometer and boil sugar syrup until temperature reaches 300 degrees (hard ball), stirring constantly. The mixture will thicken as water evaporates. When sugar reaches 300 degrees, quickly pour onto a metal baking pan. Cool until completely hardened. Break into “shards” using a meat mallet.

Make the edible blood. Mix together 1/2 cup corn syrup and cornstarch in a large bowl. Slowly stir in the 1/4 cup of water, adding more if necessary, until the corn syrup mixture has thickened to the consistency of blood. Stir in the red and blue food coloring.

Stab each frosted cupcake with a few shards of broken sugar glass. Drizzle on drops of “blood” to complete the effect.

Source: Tamra Hermosillo

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talikira: hatefucking: davespritedave: hoechlolly: tehwhovianhufflepuff: imagine-tenthousand: mockinggrass: Go big or go home  So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well. In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot. So I decided to try it alrighty, let’s go one more step i’M ACTUALLY CRYING. fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.
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talikira:

hatefucking:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.

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