During a weird moment of clipping, I discovered sylvari have glowing tongues,
welp
Ow! :P
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During a weird moment of clipping, I discovered sylvari have glowing tongues,
welp
Ow! :P
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5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011
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Pull-Apart Pumpkin Bread
Ingredients
Bread:
2 Tbsp unsalted butter
1/2 cup milk
2 1/4 teaspoons (1 envelope) active dry yeast
3/4 cup pumpkin puree
1/4 cup white sugar
1 tsp salt
2 1/2 cups bread flour
1 cup granulated sugar
2 tsp ground cinnamon
1/2 tsp fresh ground nutmeg
2 Tbsp unsalted butterGlaze:
2 Tbsp unsalted butter
1/8 cup brown sugar
1 1/2 Tbsp milk
3/4 cup powdered sugar
1 tsp vanilla extract
Directions
In a saucepan over medium-high heat, brown 2 tablespoons of butter, letting it bubble up and turn a dark golden brown but being careful not to allow it burn. Once browned, remove the pan from the heat and carefully add the milk, return to stove and heat through.Pour the milk and butter into the bowl of standing mixer (fitted with a dough hook) and allow to cool so it is no longer hot but also not cool (about 100-110 degrees F). Once it has reached a warm but not hot temperature add the yeast and 1/4 cup of sugar and allow to proof (this can take up to 8 minutes, the top will look foamy and the liquid cloudy). Then add the the pumpkin, salt, and 1 cup of flour. Stir until combined then add the rest of the flour 1/2 cup at a time and knead for 6 minutes, until the dough is smooth and elastic and just slightly sticky. If the dough is too moist, add extra flour 1 tablespoon at a time.Move dough to a lightly oiled bowl and cover with a clean towel. Allow to rise in a warm place for 60-90 minutes or until doubled in size.
While dough is rising, brown another 2 tablespoons of butter. Add the sugar, cinnamon, and nutmeg and mix well.** Making sure sugar evenly absorbs the butter. Set aside. Next, grease and flour a 9x5 loaf pan and set aside.
When the dough has doubled in size, punch it down and flip out onto a clean floured surface and knead with hands for 1-2 minutes. Roll dough into a 20x12 inch rectangle.Evenly sprinkle the dough with the cinnamon sugar mixture and press into dough with palms of the hand. Cut the rectangle into 6 strips. Lay strips on top of each other and cut each strip into 6 even squares (cut in half then each half into thirds). Stack strips vertically into the loaf pan. Cover the pan with a clean towel and let rise for 30-45 minutes.
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WHERE IS OUR FANDOM? KSDLBHVKSDJHBFVKHS
WHY DON’T WE HAVE A TERRITORY?
A:TLA AND TLoK 5EVER BITCHES
WE. ARE. ANONYMOUS.
here we go
^ YES PERFECT
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“Going through some old photos, I found this. Didn’t even hear that bus coming@ToryBelleci did you?” ~ Kari’s Twitter
sex machine.
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Girl imitates voices of first generation pokemon.
press play
just
play
WHOA
PERFECT
I FUCKING LOST IT AT NIDOQUEEN FDHJFGDS
chibi this reminds me so muich fo you imf ucking duing
her fucking faces omg
rsdtf Toria I watched this eaRLIER GOD
THANKS
SOMEDAY I ASPIRE TO BE THIS WOMAN
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Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).
When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes) Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile.
this. is. the. greatest. thing. i. have. ever. heard.
let’s break it down why it’s great.
- fucking purple eyes.
- it happens at puberty, like “FUCKING SURPRISE, PURPLE EYES NOW.”
- your vision doesn’t even change.
- NO BODY HAIR. NO FRICKIN SHAVING.
- NO PERIOD. THE END. THAT IS GLORIOUS.
- YOU CAN STILL HAVE BABIES AND PASS THOSE BEAUTIFUL PURPLE EYES ON.
WHY IS THIS NOT ME
GODDAMN IT
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WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT????
IS THAT CLARK GREGG??
WHAT IS THIS FROM?
IS THIS FROM THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE??
Finally, we see the Cellist.
OMG THE FUCKING CELLIST!!!!
HEADCANON ACCEPTED.
SON OF COUL HAD A CELLIST BOYFRIEND.
I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR
AM CURRENTLY CONVULSING ON THE BED FROM A MIX OF JOY AT GAY, TRIUMPH AT MY MALE!CELLIST HEADCANON BEING ACCEPTED, AND FUCKING PHEELS
you win the award for worst post and comments ever your prize is my eternal hatred and a bag full of buttered popcorn jellybeans
I swore they said the cellist was female, but others are saying no.
Either way, not important. I’m very good with this gifset. And I’m pretty good with the headcanon.
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