Not something I expect to hear every day.
so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time.
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The Great Butter Nerf of 2012.
It was a day like any other. Folks were lining up to buy their butter, while others were using their butter for some quick levels. Generally a nice day, until it happened.
Everyone doubled over, clenching their heads in agony. Some say they could see the words “A new build is available” hovering in the sky. Everything went black after that. Lion’s Arch came to a complete standstill. No one knows how long we were out, but as the first few people came to they noticed something horrible.
All the butter was gone. The shopkeepers were confused; where had their stock gone? Those who had large quantities of butter began selling it at obscene prices. Children screamed as they realized they would no longer be able to butter their toast, or make cookies. It was a terrible day that I wish I could forget.
I don’t understand how female human cultural goes from puritan pioneer mad scientist to Spring break Cancun in just 3 tiers
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OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
OKAY
AJAX SOAP
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
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I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds too long, which makes for some interesting facial expressions.
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THE FIRST TIME I PLAYED HARVEST MOON I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANT BY NAME YOUR FARM SO I JUST NAMED IT “FARM” AND I WAS PISSED THROUGHOUT THE REST OF THE GAME BECAUSE MY FARM WAS CALLED “FARM FARM”
god damn it farm farm
Harvest Moon Moon’s Farm Farm
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